The lion said, "I'm the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle".
The gorilla said, "That's nothing. I'm the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming".
Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, "Roaring, beating, pah! That's nothing. When I sneeze ten million people crap themselves!"Statistics: Posted by Capitalistswine — Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:23 am
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