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TANG SOO!

And we're back.

Ice sheet =I'm sure it was here last week.

Arctic melt=A kind of baked Alaska but with cheese.

Tipping point=Be afraid.

Species extinction=Be very afraid.

Polar bears threatened=Who'd threaten a polar bear?

Inuit elders=Smart enough to know just what they don't know.

Clouds=If you know how they work, please email us.

Cloud seeding=We swear talcum powder's the best.

Ozone hole=A lower concentration of ozone.

Greenhouse effect=Why we all haven't frozen to death?

Greenhouse gases=All atmospheric gases except argon.

Carbon dioxide (CO2)=A harmless trace gas essential to plant life.

Carbon=Nasty black stuff.

Carbon tax=A misnomer, a scam.

Fracking=Getting something for virtually nothing except water and a few holes in the ground.

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Potato chip enthusiast.

I suppose comedic redefinition can also mean entirely wrong definition .... but what else would we expect from such a source?

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Albert Einstein