josh knauer wrote:
I am the Lord your God, you shall, oh, wait, er, wrong crowd.
I don't know whether to welcome you or cringe, but I'll go with a heartfelt Welcome!
ps- you do need to explain the shed reference, though!
The shed belonged to a person that was besieged by hunters and black helicopters or maybe hunters in black helicopters during the opening day of hunting season. Anyways, the shed was the target, not the person, don't ask why, it's that person's story. Anyways, according the telling, the game wardens were called and apparently the game wardens were in on the attack as they disregarded the incident as the ravings of a mad loony old crazy woman because there was no sign of black helicopters much less hunters.
Hence with, I have taken it upon myself to use the Blackened Shed as a symbol and guiding light for all paranoid, delusional persons to gather round and feel secure that at least one symbolic symbol withstood the onslaught of a militarist hunting induced siege.
That's that person's story and I'm using it.
Do you have to keep repeating those "Don Coyote" stories Festus. Her days of making up lies about the hunters in Arizona are pretty well exposed by now. She definitely liked to fabricate hunters are scum stories so that the gullible Bonsssai Kittten types could fasten on to those stories like they were the norm for hunters. Good to see you taking your sense of humor here. Should lighten up the place significantly.