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For weeks, I have been preparing to go on a diet. I have this "extension" of my belly that's blocking my view of my feet, and I know I'm overweight for my height and age. I went to the doctor for a physical to deetermine whether my ticker can withstand a strong diet, and was told it can. So, my intentions are to start this new diet forst thing tomorrow morning. And, I've made no secret of the fact I am going to change things in relation to myself and my eating habits.
Then, lo and behold, this morning, my darling War Department delivers unto me a huge Easter Basket loaded to the brim with all kinds of sweets and other fattening items! When I looked at her like she was the enemy once again, she simply smiled and said, "This is for when you figure out your diet failed".
Thanks a bunch, Sweetheart!
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