I'm definitely the tie dye wearing, acid rock/metal solar electric guitar playing hippie war hero type environmentalist who showers every other day and is a conservative Constitutionalist Deist. I also wear Jimi Hendrix, KISS and Iron Maiden T-shirts.
As far as I can tell, environmentalists tend to be higher educated, smarter, and more moral human beings, but still not all have only one or no child, build Earthship or straw bale eco-homes or live on alternative power, unfortunately. Some of us plant trees, and some of us cut them down when necessary. Some of us believe in use of deadly force to defend our country from invasion, keep our representative Republic from being attacked, or protect the freedom of others from communists, radical islamics, and totalitarian malevolent dictators.
I don't drink or smoke dope, either, but my guitar playing will put you on a trip. I love God, guns, and rock and roll. I'm a peace through better firepower hippie. My hybrid vehicle is 4 wheel drive, too.