Wow Mothy, you need to take a chill pill.
BTW, you can indeed enjoy the simple things in life such as relieving yourself. But if you don't want to do it in the woods, you do indeed have to pay a tax on it if you expect someone to clean it up. I guess you didn't follow the concept that user fees are taxes when there is no competition between providers of said service. Oh well, I give up.
A chill pill you write? It was meant to be tongue in cheek written in a mellow mood.
Sure I get the concept. A loose person gets more value for money than a constipated one!
Don't give up, there's hope for me yet!
To be a philosopher of poo is one thing, to be a philosopher of life is another.
To be a true philosopher one must have experienced the emotional highs and lows almost with manic/depressive symptoms otherwise his words/meanings are diluted in the dilution of his perceptive reality.
Sometimes we subconsciously contribute to coincidences. Other times they occur detached from any mental influence. Some are random yet some serve a purpose.