I feel like such a fish out of water, Mothy, that whenever I see tartar sauce, I get nervous.
Glad you're back posting...
'Glad you're back posting'
Not sure how to take that.
Feels like my posts are met with a disdain.
My posts do tend to deviate from those one may find on facebook.
I was thinking of writing an auto biography, but my lack of ego and the strange things that have happened prevent me.
'Well it all started when I was 3 years old when I saw 4 cloaked figures around my bed'.
You see! That is when the strangeness happens and it gets weirder. The reader likes peculiarity but there has to be a connection for the story to be self fulfilled by the digester otherwise a certain amount of dis belief will exist.
Let me explain.
One of my cats fell poorly, as a result she stopped cleaning herself. So although I didn't like it I gave her a bath complete with shampoo. Needless to say she hated it but she was stinking the flat out.
A few months later she was poisoned and I had to have her put down.
A little while later I was shopping when all of a sudden a crate of shampoo fell of the shelf and nobody was around. A girl near me shrieked 'What the @@@@'.
That was one of many.
Okay one more.
I always keep a copy of the bible in one place. One day I moved it whilst dusting. When I awoke one of the cats had been sick exactly where the bible had been and a strong smell of sulphur emanated from there.
Thats all I'm willing to divulge.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6hO2Tb1oEs
There is stuff happening beyond our five senses.
How open is your mind?