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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:23 am 
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A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting.

The lion said, "I'm the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle".

The gorilla said, "That's nothing. I'm the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming".

Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, "Roaring, beating, pah! That's nothing. When I sneeze ten million people crap themselves!"


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:40 am 
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But they moral is ,the chicken still was Lion food.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:54 pm 
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Donnie Mac Leod wrote:
But they moral is ,the chicken still was Lion food.
A snack before dinner, then he ate the gorilla, too!!! :lol:

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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says:
"Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

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