Oh Pfffffft. Well I've got a book shelf AND a fax machine and 2 side chairs. And a name plate ON my door.
I have a set of bookshelves, three filing cabinets four conference leather chairs, TWO trash cans and a second printer in mine
On my door are the holders for the important messages, the MORE important stuff, and a bunch of notes for back up.
You're both rank amateurs.
You cannot see the top of my desk, and my computer desk right beside it is about as bad. The desks sit in what in they called the living room, but it isn't used since I also have a family room. So the room has plenty of other stuff piled up around the desk.
And Wayne, just in case you think you have a shot. I'm not married, so I have no one around to tell me to pick things up.
It's tough to compete with a guy that doesn't have that female influence around to keep him in line.
By the way my computer desk is just 6 feet away from the fridge and the chair has wheels.
I only have that at home, which is why those desks are not a messy as the ones at work. My wife says that my office is a mess but that is the extent of it ....
I even have a chalk board in the hallway in front of my office door so I can work out problems where I need some extra room.
PS at work you cannot see the top of either of the desks, conference table, book shelves, filing cabinets or even the extra printer (several layers)