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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:07 am 
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A little funny sent via e-mail..

The Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourist in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in : Alachua, Marion, Lake, Collier, Lee, Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard, Putnam, and Orange counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator poop.

Young alligator poops are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligator poops have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:12 am 
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That is funny. The same joke has been said about the difference in black bears and brown bears.

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Archer wrote:
That is funny. The same joke has been said about the difference in black bears and brown bears.


:lol: Some reason that just struck me as funny. :D

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and one more - beware of strangers ringing your doorbell....

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Origam wrote:
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That is funny. The same joke has been said about the difference in black bears and brown bears.


:lol: Some reason that just struck me as funny. :D


Yeah, you're a freakin comedian.

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Archer wrote:
Yeah, you're a freakin comedian.


My my.. aren't you grumpy today? (five bonus points if anyone gets the joke there)

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Origam wrote:
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Yeah, you're a freakin comedian.


My my.. aren't you grumpy today? (five bonus points if anyone gets the joke there)


No, I was just hungry. I'm much better now. That pig and cow sure tasted good!

Hey, do I get the points since I got it?

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No, I was just hungry. I'm much better now. That pig and cow sure tasted good!

You are unbearable!

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Hey, do I get the points since I got it?

I'll give you 2.5 points... I expected you would get it. :P

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Origam wrote:
You are unbearable!
:roll:

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I'll give you 2.5 points... I expected you would get it. :P
That's more than I expected. I'll take it.

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Archer wrote:
:roll:

Didn't your mama ever tell you that if you rolled your eyes they might get stuck int he back of your head? :D

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That's more than I expected. I'll take it.

I'm still waiting to see if anyone gets the 5 points! :D

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Would you 2 get a room already? : :wink: :twisted:


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Would you 2 get a room already? : :wink: :twisted:


:shock: Only if you're springing for one of those $500 a night rooms! :D

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Would you 2 get a room already? : :wink: :twisted:


:shock: Only if you're springing for one of those $500 a night rooms! :D


Heh, I'm game if that's the case.

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Heh, I'm game if that's the case.


I dunno.. your fan club might get all jealous! :lol:

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Origam wrote:
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Heh, I'm game if that's the case.


I dunno.. your fan club might get all jealous! :lol:


Tru dat.

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