Ok.. I didn't feel like doing a whole bunch of edits.. it's funny as is anyway.
Why it's good to be a man
1. Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your org**ms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting l**d.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your p**ic area.
10. Same work, morepay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
13. Wedding Dress R2000; Tux rental R100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the d**n time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is R20 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
24th in minutes.
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Theresa