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 Post subject: For the boys..
PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:18 am 
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Ok.. I didn't feel like doing a whole bunch of edits.. it's funny as is anyway. :D

Why it's good to be a man

1. Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your org**ms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting l**d.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your p**ic area.
10. Same work, morepay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress R2000; Tux rental R100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the d**n time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is R20 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might
become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
December
24th in minutes.

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How true.

I guess this originated in a different country?

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Archer wrote:
How true.

I guess this originated in a different country?


Erm.. probably.

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But who uses R?

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Archer wrote:
But who uses R?


Toys R us and pirates when they use shorthand?

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But who uses R?


Toys R us and pirates when they use shorthand?


Uh, yeah, that must be them.

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Archer wrote:
Uh, yeah, that must be them.


*shrug* You're a man.. go do something manly like google R and see what you come up with. :D

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It come up with a lot of stuff that didn't make sense. Oh well, I'm going to go fix something.

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It come up with a lot of stuff that didn't make sense. Oh well, I'm going to go fix something.


You should fix something useful.. like a sandwhich. :D

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Origam wrote:
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It come up with a lot of stuff that didn't make sense. Oh well, I'm going to go fix something.


You should fix something useful.. like a sandwhich. :D


If I do that, then I'll have to eat it myself.

I just changed some filters. Nothing fixed really, but it needed to be done.

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Archer wrote:
If I do that, then I'll have to eat it myself.

And there is something wrong with that? :shock:


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I just changed some filters. Nothing fixed really, but it needed to be done.

Typical... get distracted with something else and don't fix anything. :D

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I just changed some filters. Nothing fixed really, but it needed to be done.

Typical... get distracted with something else and don't fix anything. :D


What are you trying to say about men? That we cannot concentrate on any one thing at a ... ohhh did you see the way she walked?

What was I saying again? Oh yes, Did you see the way she walked by but now? :lol: :lol:

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Wayne Stollings wrote:
What are you trying to say about men? That we cannot concentrate on any one thing at a ... ohhh did you see the way she walked?


What was I saying again? Oh yes, Did you see the way she walked by but now? :lol: :lol:


:lol: My dad actually asked my mom if she noticed some lady's legs once. :shock:

I've found a surefire way to make sure things get fixed.. I just suggest that if they dont' fix it, that I will. They tend to get frustrated finding out where the leftover parts go. :D

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Hah! No project of mine is complete without a few leftover parts.

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Archer wrote:
Hah! No project of mine is complete without a few leftover parts.


I knew you had a feminine side. :D

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