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 Post subject: For the gals..
PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:24 pm 
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01. We got off the Titanic first.
02. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
03. Taxis stop for us.
04. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
05. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
06. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
07. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
08. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
09. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: For the gals..
PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:02 pm 
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Origam wrote:
01. We got off the Titanic first.
Well don't expect us to be polite any more.

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04. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Neither do I. I don't dance.

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08. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
Yeah, but we wish you would.
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09. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Again, you don't have to, but we wish you would.
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10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
So do we. We just have better things to do.
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11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
Where's the fun in that?!
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12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
If a man does that, he's old and wealthy. Wealthy old men couldn't care less what anybody else thinks, especially when they have a hotter wife than the guy thinking he's an idiot.
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13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
Neither will I.
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14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
Yes, but then it starts a whole new set of problems. Kind of like men and beer.
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15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Why do you think we don't listen?

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I like the frog in the blender dance look.. makes things interesting. Although it seems a lot of people are doing the hip-hop thing now-a-days and doing the lean and rock bit.

Number 11 is up for debate. I either don't know any normal women or whoever wrote this obviously doesn't. :D

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Origam wrote:
Number 11 is up for debate. I either don't know any normal women or whoever wrote this obviously doesn't. :D


I knew it!

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Archer wrote:
I knew it!


'Course.. that could be why a lot of women make awful faces when talking to men. :D

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Origam wrote:
Archer wrote:
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'Course.. that could be why a lot of women make awful faces when talking to men. :D


One more remark like that, and I'm sending you to the chat room.

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Archer wrote:
One more remark like that, and I'm sending you to the chat room.

Oh no.. anything but that! :shock:

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