01. We got off the Titanic first.
Well don't expect us to be polite any more.
04. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Neither do I. I don't dance.
08. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
Yeah, but we wish you would.
09. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Again, you don't have to, but we wish you would.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
So do we. We just have better things to do.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
Where's the fun in that?!
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
If a man does that, he's old and wealthy. Wealthy old men couldn't care less what anybody else thinks, especially when they have a hotter wife than the guy thinking he's an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
Neither will I.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
Yes, but then it starts a whole new set of problems. Kind of like men and beer.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Why do you think we don't listen?
"Yes like I said it all boils down to morals. What you think is right doesn't make a person wrong because they think different