Origam wrote:
01. We got off the Titanic first.
Well don't expect us to be polite any more.
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04. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Neither do I. I don't dance.
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08. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
Yeah, but we wish you would.
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09. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Again, you don't have to, but we wish you would.
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10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
So do we. We just have better things to do.
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11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
Where's the fun in that?!
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12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
If a man does that, he's old and wealthy. Wealthy old men couldn't care less what anybody else thinks, especially when they have a hotter wife than the guy thinking he's an idiot.
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13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
Neither will I.
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14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
Yes, but then it starts a whole new set of problems. Kind of like men and beer.
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15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Why do you think we don't listen?
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