If it doesn't show off the belly it shows off the boobs. Geez-us.
Or both. It's a bit out of hand, isn't it?
Yes it is. I saw a pre-teen out shopping the other day that had on shorts so short that if she were a bit older you could tell if she was really blonde, and a halter top.
'Course back in the day I wore my fair share of short shorts and stuff.. but we had to make them ourselves!
[If I'm getting footwear for myself, then I know what I want, I get it, and I go. If I'm going with a woman, I take a gun in case I need to shoot myself.
I know the feeling. I hate shoe shopping with the girls, it's rather annoying. I don't see the sense in standing around trying to figure out if the light pink shoes match the light pink suit that's back home.. or if the white sandals would look cuter than the light blue ones.. or if the heel is to wide or to narrow. Flurgh!
I do spend a lot of time shoe shopping when it comes to hiking boots and tennis shoes though.
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Theresa