Banjos remind me of two things...
Don't leave me hanging!
I'm not quite sure you're ready for the shock of it.. but if you insist.
The purple dude at Chuck E. Cheese (dang I can't remember his name.. Mr. Munchie?)
small asian guys with glasses who talk in geek speak.
Or, how about I just let you know where I didn't buy them?
Oh come on.. like you couldn't rock that kind of boot!
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Theresa