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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:36 pm 
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If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam answers. These are real answers from school kids.


Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.


Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.


Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.


Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.


Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.


Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.


Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow


Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts- the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.


Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.


Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.


Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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Those are pretty funny.

Speaking of science, my schedule says I'm going to be in an advanced science class!!! =D> =D> =D> I feel smart for once.


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redfurrymonster84 wrote:
Those are pretty funny.

Speaking of science, my schedule says I'm going to be in an advanced science class!!! =D> =D> =D> I feel smart for once.


Way to go Red! :D :)

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