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PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:30 am 
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Sweet.. I'm not addicted. :D I'm guilty of 2 and occasionally 3 and 4. :lol:

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I'm not addicted. I can quit anytime I want. I just don't want to right now.

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I'm not addicted. I can quit anytime I want. I just don't want to right now.


I say the same thing about Starbursts. :lol:

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I say the same thing about fried cat.

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Archer wrote:
I say the same thing about fried cat.

Eww. You need a better hobby than tormenting cats. :D

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I say the same thing about fried cat.

Eww. You need a better hobby than tormenting cats. :D


Shoot, as soon as I find something better, I will.

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Shoot, as soon as I find something better, I will.

How about bungee jumping? :D

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Shoot, as soon as I find something better, I will.

How about bungee jumping? :D


I've never seen anyone die from torturing cats. No thanks.

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Archer wrote:
I've never seen anyone die from torturing cats. No thanks.

I bet people who've messed with lions and tigers have died.

Hrm.. your new hobby should be writing to the starburst people and telling them how nasty the minty strawberry flavor is and they should bring back the regular strawberry flavor! :D

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Origam wrote:
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I've never seen anyone die from torturing cats. No thanks.

I bet people who've messed with lions and tigers have died.
Well, I got more sense than to go messing with cats like that.

[/quote]Hrm.. your new hobby should be writing to the starburst people and telling them how nasty the minty strawberry flavor is and they should bring back the regular strawberry flavor! :D[/quote]
Are those the pink ones? Those are the best!

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Archer wrote:
Well, I got more sense than to go messing with cats like that.

I think you should go catch a big cat and send it to me as a pet. :D

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Are those the pink ones? Those are the best!

No way.. the orange ones are best followed by cherry followed by strawberry followed by lemon. :)
I bought a pack of them the other day and it had a "limited edition IcyBurst" in it.. who in their right mind eats strawberry and mint together?!

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Sure, just as soon as I switch over to a vegan diet.

No way. Pink is the best. And what were they thinking?

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Archer wrote:
Sure, just as soon as I switch over to a vegan diet.

So next year sometime huh? :D


Archer wrote:
No way. Pink is the best. And what were they thinking?

I'm OCD when it comes to starbursts.. can't eat them out of order. :D

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Origam wrote:
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Sure, just as soon as I switch over to a vegan diet.

So next year sometime huh? :D


We'll see how the hunting goes this year.

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Sure, just as soon as I switch over to a vegan diet.

So next year sometime huh? :D


We'll see how the hunting goes this year.

:lol: Poor cats. :D

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