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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:48 pm 
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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to
the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do
with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save
them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and
then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor,
somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical
answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these
biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied
the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an
unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the
manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy
biscuits." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he
could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what
do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you
perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we
do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and
about once a year they send us a complete dick ".


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