Honestly, I had to laugh !
What next ?
....'A judge is suing a dry cleaners for more than £33million - for losing his trousers.
Roy Pearson says he took them in for alterations two years ago but the ones they handed back were not his.
Lawyers for Custom Cleaners in Washington DC offered him £6,000.
But he went to court - despite Judge Neal Kravitz accusing him this week of "acting in bad faith because of the breathtaking magnitude of the damages he seeks".
Judge Pearson insists he has had "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort" - and that because he does not own a car he will have to rent one just to take clothes to another cleaner.
The shop's Korean owners said last night they want to quit the US.
Soo Chung said "It's not funny. I just want to go home." His wife Jin Chung added: "It's affecting us financially, mentally and physically because of the stress."
The newspaper doesn't give details of the outcome.
(I believe that there are abt $2 to the English pound.)
Mind you.....this is taken from a tabloid newspaper, so take it with a pinch of salt !
The clothing in question may turn out to have been a baseball cap and is claiming £33