What do woodchucks do with wood? That seems to be a good question but maybe not the best for mixed company. It may result in screaming oppossums or Jhawk getting hot flashes ......
Well now that you've brought it up. Maybe you should explain to us how screaming oppossums and Jhawk's hot flashes are connected by woodchuck's chucked wood. Now I don't expect you to go into great detail. As you've said it is mixed company. But before today I would have thought the ony way Jhawks hot flashes and screaming oppossums could have been related, would have been if Jhawk, during a hot flash, was beating an oppossum with a broom and it started screaming.
I look forward to seeing how these two subjects are connected by woodchuck chucked wood. I know there's probably a lot of people out there they have doubts you can show the connection. But unike the others I have faith in your abilities.
Ok, if a woodchuck had some 'special wood' to chuck
and there were no female woodchucks around another point of interest might be the local oppossum. That might result in a screaming oppossum if anything did, especially of the oppossum was not interested but the woodchuck really really was. Of course, all of this talk of "special wood" to be chucked could give J those hot flashes of "wood chucking" ...
Now would you like to discuss how pigs bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes? (Monty Python yet again)