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"Tricked" into performing sex acts. Where's the class or seminar one attends to become a trickster?

Wales 'psychic' guilty of tricking young women into sex acts

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The Case of the Phony Door-to-Door Breast Examiner

I have the white coat .... all I need is a black bag. I wonder if my range bag would work? It is a bit larger than the typical doctor's bag and nylon rather than leather, but if they are this easy to fool ......

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The range bag might hint more at a Hannibal Lecter-ish character. :twisted:

I got my name and title (formulation chemist) embroidered in fancy lettering on a white coat once and it was all downhill (up?) after that.

Rolled up in my "Ferrari" one day, actually just a throaty-sounding Fiero, wearing my lab coat and carrying a nice leather handbag. A friend of my wife was visiting. Must have been a rough day because all I did was nod politely, throw my coat on the couch, and retreat to the bedroom. I heard later how impressed our visitor was with the hard working "doctor".

It's got me out of a couple of tickets too. It's tough saying just enough but not too much, if you know what I mean.

Digressing...now I'm just so incredibly nice and respectful, I literally put the officers in a trance. Had one pull me over last week, he stopped, and I kept going. I honestly couldn't figure if he was after me or someone else, so I pulled into a side lot. I didn't leave enough room for him to get in behind me without his ass being in the road. That pissed him off even more. He was hot. I basically admitted that I made two terrible mistakes and that this would serve as a lesson no matter what I had coming to me. He immediately became a nice guy and let me go.

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I used to get out of speeding tickets by impressively flipping out all my flight and instructor related licenses and saying "I have complete control of my speed". Well, it did work a few times. Honestly, I CAN fly this car!! Actually, a pro pilot's reaction time is far faster, and situational awareness is far greater, than the average driver.
It gets me that the guy goes to jail for the girls' absolute stupidity. If we could convince all the stupid people to "report to booth 5", which, of course is a "disintegration booth", Mr. Spock.
Think of it. AGW would gradually reverse, and overpopulation would be over. \:D/ :-k :clap: :angel: 8) :mrgreen:

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