Now THAT would be handy... think how much money the government could make if they actually had a service like that, men wouldn't get in trouble for missing their wives birthdays or anniversaries anymore, and the government could just add on an extra $25-50 a year to the taxes for this handy service.
Course.. if they had to call you and remind you more than once they'd have to tax you on that too... and if you waited until the last minute to get a gift or card they'd have to tax you on that.. and if the card or gift wasn't exactly right they'd have to tax you on that..
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Theresa