And we're back.
Ice sheet =I'm sure it was here last week.
Arctic melt=A kind of baked Alaska but with cheese.
Tipping point=Be afraid.
Species extinction=Be very afraid.
Polar bears threatened=Who'd threaten a polar bear?
Inuit elders=Smart enough to know just what they don't know.
Clouds=If you know how they work, please email us.
Cloud seeding=We swear talcum powder's the best.
Ozone hole=A lower concentration of ozone.
Greenhouse effect=Why we all haven't frozen to death?
Greenhouse gases=All atmospheric gases except argon.
Carbon dioxide (CO2)=A harmless trace gas essential to plant life.
Carbon=Nasty black stuff.
Carbon tax=A misnomer, a scam.
Fracking=Getting something for virtually nothing except water and a few holes in the ground.
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