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| Author: | Fosgate [ Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: International essay contests featuring environmentalism |
| Author: | Milton Banana [ Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Comedic attempt to redefine terms |
And we're back. Ice sheet =I'm sure it was here last week. Arctic melt=A kind of baked Alaska but with cheese. Tipping point=Be afraid. Species extinction=Be very afraid. Polar bears threatened=Who'd threaten a polar bear? Inuit elders=Smart enough to know just what they don't know. Clouds=If you know how they work, please email us. Cloud seeding=We swear talcum powder's the best. Ozone hole=A lower concentration of ozone. Greenhouse effect=Why we all haven't frozen to death? Greenhouse gases=All atmospheric gases except argon. Carbon dioxide (CO2)=A harmless trace gas essential to plant life. Carbon=Nasty black stuff. Carbon tax=A misnomer, a scam. Fracking=Getting something for virtually nothing except water and a few holes in the ground. |
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| Author: | Wayne Stollings [ Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Comedic attempt to redefine terms |
I suppose comedic redefinition can also mean entirely wrong definition .... but what else would we expect from such a source? |
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