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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:29 am 
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck ?


Here is a little test that will help you decide. The

answer can be found by posing the following situation

and question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife

and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist

with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes

with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises

the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert

shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and

your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the

question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done

anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about

the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club

and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation? Does the

Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind

of message does this send to society and to my

children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my

family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and

make this a happier, healthier street that would

discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to discuss with some

friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!

click ...

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the

Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!"


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Doesn't have to be an Islamic terrorist. If the Pope acts that way towards me he can expect the same lethal response.

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Capitalistswine wrote:
Doesn't have to be an Islamic terrorist. If the Pope acts that way towards me he can expect the same lethal response.

Same here!!!!!! :) One bang from me, don't need to waste ammo and a 45 will stop any attacker if placed right--maybe two to make sure, in certain cases. :lol: Training and intelligent discipline allow instantaneous decisions.

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Suddenly, anyone with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you.

I would think anyone would defend themself in any way possible, but the joke is probably not too far off base that an extreme far left liberal individual (i.e., nanny state lover) may very well look around to see if anyone will be coming to their aid to help them. :D


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Holy crap.. I registered to vote all wrong. *sigh* I can't believe I'm democrat. :shock:

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gee, I'm a Democrat and a redneck...


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oinks wrote:
gee, I'm a Democrat and a redneck...

So you fill 'em full of holes after they fatally stab you (but before you die)?

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Johnny Electriglide wrote:
Capitalistswine wrote:
Doesn't have to be an Islamic terrorist. If the Pope acts that way towards me he can expect the same lethal response.

Same here!!!!!! :) One bang from me, don't need to waste ammo and a 45 will stop any attacker if placed right--maybe two to make sure, in certain cases. :lol: Training and intelligent discipline allow instantaneous decisions.
In other words, there's the quick, and there's the dead.

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Johhny Electriglide wrote:
Capitalistswine wrote:
Doesn't have to be an Islamic terrorist. If the Pope acts that way towards me he can expect the same lethal response.

Same here!!!!!! :) One bang from me, don't need to waste ammo and a 45 will stop any attacker if placed right--maybe two to make sure, in certain cases. :lol: Training and intelligent discipline allow instantaneous decisions.


A double-tap is always well advised.

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Capitalistswine wrote:
Johhny Electriglide wrote:
Capitalistswine wrote:
Doesn't have to be an Islamic terrorist. If the Pope acts that way towards me he can expect the same lethal response.

Same here!!!!!! :) One bang from me, don't need to waste ammo and a 45 will stop any attacker if placed right--maybe two to make sure, in certain cases. :lol: Training and intelligent discipline allow instantaneous decisions.


A double-tap is always well advised.


Two are better than one.

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Redneck, ammo is cheap.

Targets like that=rare. :D

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Deerhunter wrote:
Redneck, ammo is cheap.

Targets like that=rare. :D
Save ammo as much as possible. They're coming across the border at 10,000 a day.......................... :x

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Johhny Electriglide wrote:
Deerhunter wrote:
Redneck, ammo is cheap.

Targets like that=rare. :D
Save ammo as much as possible. They're coming across the border at 10,000 a day.......................... :x




I am a Red Necks Red neck Prototype.


I would shoot the jewels off the terrorist and then rubb the wound with pork rind and ask the poor bugger what he would be doing to those 70 vestial virgin s now.

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Donnie Mac Leod wrote:
Johhny Electriglide wrote:
Deerhunter wrote:
Redneck, ammo is cheap.

Targets like that=rare. :D
Save ammo as much as possible. They're coming across the border at 10,000 a day.......................... :x




I am a Red Necks Red neck Prototype.


I would shoot the jewels off the terrorist and then rubb the wound with pork rind and ask the poor bugger what he would be doing to those 70 vestial virgin s now.

Donnie, Johnny... can you two possibly keep the ignorant racist stuff off of here? We all know how big and white you are, the constant barrage of racist "humor" (and some stuff that is not even intended as humor) is really not welcome here.

-josh


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josh knauer wrote:
Donnie Mac Leod wrote:
Johhny Electriglide wrote:
Deerhunter wrote:
Redneck, ammo is cheap.

Targets like that=rare. :D
Save ammo as much as possible. They're coming across the border at 10,000 a day.......................... :x




I am a Red Necks Red neck Prototype.


I would shoot the jewels off the terrorist and then rubb the wound with pork rind and ask the poor bugger what he would be doing to those 70 vestial virgin s now.

Donnie, Johnny... can you two possibly keep the ignorant racist stuff off of here? We all know how big and white you are, the constant barrage of racist "humor" (and some stuff that is not even intended as humor) is really not welcome here.

-josh




Oh Please cut the melodramatics Josh. The reference noted was obviously an Arab terrorist. A singular joke does not a racist make although you seem to wish to make that statement rather for your own purpose. I don't get involved in such threads very often and for you to come down the pipes the way you have is mighty strange Josh. You damn well know I support all racies of people and do not support biggotry. You the person preaching to me a short time ago about Political Parody and how it works. Melodramatic hardly covers it.

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